President's son

Someone who is really bad at some sport but still easily makes to the varsity.

Look at the libero. He must be the president's son.

by Jethroupenn January 25, 2010

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

president clancy

A pussy who likes little boys, but pretends to be against sexual assault at the university of tulsa

Yesterday President Clancy touched my peepee and then expelled me for not going to his bystander intervention training.

by The dghaljkdhsg October 25, 2018

our president

Our president
Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

'Look! our president is in a new meme!'
said boblina

by bucky barnes official May 12, 2022

Met The President

To shit your pants during an important event such as when Al Roker was meeting the president.

Did you hear that Kevin met the president on his date last night?

by ebMusicMan84 January 16, 2013

'tide pod' president

Twitter name given to Trump, after he suggested using a disinfectant for treatment of COVID-19. Trump made this suggestion after getting a letter from Mark Grenon who told Trump that chlorine dioxide – a powerful bleach used in industrial processes – is “a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body” and that it ... “can rid the body of Covid-19”. Because chlorine dioxide can have fatal side-effects when ingested the manufacturers of commercial products with chlorine dioxide held press conferences telling people not to use the product to treat disease and to contact medical professionals when sick.

Trump, a frequent user of Twitter was Twittered by Twitter as the 'tide pod' president.

by mlhiss April 27, 2020

Presidential Jackson

Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".

Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.

by Adam Pickett October 6, 2006