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Positon of Belligerence

while the male is on the bed, the female is atop a ceiling fan, spinning around at a fast rate, the man tries to stick his erect penis into the women's vagina. the end result is an amazing orgasm for both parties involved.
Bill: Man i gave your cousin natashia a "Positon of Belligerence" we nailed it the first time!

Frank: Damn dude that takes some talent!
by Pat McKrotch 71 April 7, 2009
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sexual positions

Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.
yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..
by Yoan February 1, 2003
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positionsig

my favorite mutual! i love when kendric posts a new video, she’s very funny and nice 😁, love you <3
positionsig is the best
by cataclysm.v June 28, 2021
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@positionssupremacy

@positionssupremacy is THE best arianator in the WORLD. He has been stanning for 5 years now.He decided to make this fanpage for her which BLEW up…….. but got banned. Now he has cane back BETTER & STRONGER‼️🙄💋
Stan him and herrr💋💅
STAN ARI AND @POSITIONSSUPREMACY
by Positions Supremacyy October 17, 2021
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Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!
by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013
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gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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