An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation
Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.
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A white person because they have a pinkish undertone/tint to their skin, similar to a pig's color. We're basically calling them pigs or hogs. Us lovely, naturally tanned people because we think it's so absurd that they or their obviously jealous and insecure ancestor's (who invented racism, btw, so you can thank them for this definition) would ever think pinkish skin like a pig is "superior" to skin that is lovely and light to medium brown and very equipped for the sun. Especially when they stay trying to darken their skin like sitting "president" Donald J. Frump, only to turn out pink, 🐖 beet red like a lobster 🦞, or Starburst orange. 🍊
Example: "Who's that pink-looking, old, fat, bearded, Santa Clause-looking white dude talking shit on YouTube ... ? Don't he know we can see his default pic'. Homie is a straight up porker." 😆
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