Popcorn Seat

When you're riding in an old Lyft/Uber and the back of the seat keeps popping in and out in an annoying manner

How was your Uber home from the airport? Okay except I got a 2012 Yukon with 154k miles and a popcorn seat

by LBiggie95 March 20, 2026

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popcorn rocket

when you’ve eaten too much corn and you go to relieve yourself and it comes out as popcorn

asia ate too much corn so how she’s going to the bathroom to drop a popcorn rocket

by joemamaisafag March 12, 2025

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Popcorn, bubble, gum, and Watermelon Invented Action Comdedy

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

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Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

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Popcorn

When you are young, have a crush on your friend but don’t know if you are gay, you haven’t told anyone but to check if you are gay you watch gay porn ( still unsure after )

“That guy over there looks so popcorn. “
“ omg totally” - said whilst cackling.

by ScintillatinglyStrange November 6, 2025

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