Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.

Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"

by BluedudeJM June 15, 2010

poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.

Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.

by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014

poon gravy

Poon gravy is vagina secretions.

Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin

by cougs76 August 20, 2017

poon compass

A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.

Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.

by Dave Kuchers September 20, 2015

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 August 27, 2008

Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women

Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher

by pooncrusher July 11, 2010