shower pocket

someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.

"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"

by Frank M. April 25, 2007

Clown's pocket

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.

If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

by HornyBitch6105299498 May 05, 2006

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 22, 2006

pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket

I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me

by RTTHRFYL July 02, 2009

pockets on swoll

Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.

Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.

50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.

by sammabanana August 19, 2007

V-Pocket

V-pocket is a "parent-safe" term for vagina. Because you stick your dick in it, like a pocket.

She has a tiggity-tock-tight v-pocket, yo! I'd love to put my piece in dat.

by jCubone February 13, 2005

Shawg Pocket

When one receives a text message from someone whom they are not interested in talking to, they may give them the "shawg pocket" by placing the phone in their pocket without answering the text

Indivdual: "Damn, C.J. is texting me. I'm gonna give him the shawg pocket."

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Brad Pitt: "My girlfriend has been texting me all day and I haven't answered her once..."

Edward Norton: "Shawg Pocket!"

by The Salesman October 17, 2009