Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

by Katie March 30, 2004

poker

Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.

"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."

by Ceejay29x May 1, 2008

poeroic

A heroic attempt (esp. by unskilled poets) to write a poem.

That piece you wrote on eating grasshoppers was rythmically unsound, but poeroic.

Well, that was a poeroic attempt.

by Gavin Schultz March 11, 2005

Poleranian

A person that is of Polish and Iranian decent. Too clumsy to be a terrorist but lotz of fun anyway!

My cousins are Poleranian but I love them anyway!

by Shiny1 December 5, 2007

pokershift

A dumb word this stupid kid spencer made up he says it's a quad

o ya my dad just got the new pokershift quad it's not even in stores i just got it from some guy

by jjbanana May 21, 2008

pokershift

A dumb word this stupid kid spencer made up he says it's a quad

o ya my dad just got the new pokershift quad it's not even in stores i just got it from some guy

by jjbanana July 27, 2008

Poder Bear

A really awesome techno song on youtube.

Dude: The Poder Bear is so awesome!

by Koontay April 2, 2009