Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

piss and wind

All speech and no action, like many politicians.

He's in there saying what he's going to do, and what he's not going to do - all piss and wind as usual.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

piss mop

person who enjoys being urinated on in a sexual manner

Jiinks moved to AZ because Mia is a dirty piss mop.

by preludepilot May 13, 2005

piss out my ass

in one episode of south park, le petit tourette, there is a character that repeats the phrase piss out my ass and piss in the ass. this is followed by numerous recitations of the word piss and ass

piss.....ass....piss out my ass

by zzoldan January 13, 2008

Piss come from my ass!!!

Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.

"Whats up, South Park guy!"

"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"

by FattusB April 2, 2010

Piss baby

A little bitch boy that finds a way to have short man syndrome without needing to be short. He definitely has anger issues and probably a mullet and is just an overall piece of shit.

Person 1: Dude did you see that new kid that drives the Jeep?

Person 2: Yeah he seems like a total piss baby! Definitely stay far away.

by Spaghettitaco6969 March 3, 2021

piss on you

parody song done by Dave Chapelle on an episode of Chapelle's Show. the tune of it is very similar to R. Kelly's "Feelin On Yo Booty."

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

by bigjimdx December 3, 2005