pineapple emoji

Pineapple emoji is the Signal for tasting good

I sent her the pineapple emoji to indicate i taste good so she coming over 👍🏼🍍

pineapple emoji by Joe98nich November 25, 2016

pineapple pizza 

A mistake

Guy in audience: can we order pineapple pizza?

Gordon Ramsay: You don't put pineapple on a fucking pizza.

pineapple pizza by Azzaholic March 4, 2018

pineapple under the sea 

A naked girl at the bottom of an empty pool with a pineapple shoved up her anus. Now teams of men fill the pool with loads of semen. Once the pool is fill she swims to the top, removes the pineapple and then proceeds to eat it.

Johnny "I can't wait for tonight"
Smith "Why? Going to a party?"
Johnny "Tonight is the annual Pineapple Under the Sea night! Jane is in for a wild."

pineapple under the sea by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

Pineapple princess 

The type of princess that is so rare, that God isnt even sure how he created such a beautiful human being. They are usually funny, outgoing, beautiful, adorable, amazing to be around, very little and very delicate. 1 must never hurt a pineapple princess as there are consequences for doing so. Rumor has it that there is only 1 of these princesses in the world.

Guy #1 : Damn, do you know that new girl named Faith? Shes fine asf
Guy #2: Hell yea I know her. I'm finna tap dat.

Daddy BJ: Nerds , settle down now. Shes not just an object. That girl you're talking about is the most amazing caring fun loving girl, anyone could ever meet. Dont you dare hurt her. Shes just a little pineapple princess.

Faith: awww, omg, am I really?
Shahaley: omg, I wanna be a pineapple princess.

Daddy BJ: being a pineapple princess is not for everyone tbh. Its #notabigdeal

Pineapple princess by Daddy BJ May 30, 2018

pineapple express 

a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.

I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.

pineapple express by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

pineapple grand entrance 

The act of inserting a pineapple anally or vaginally as well as inserting your penis anally or vaginally.

I took Frank's advice and gave Hilary a pineapple grand entrance, it wasn't pretty.

pineapple grand entrance by Hiato April 15, 2011

Pineapple Pizza 

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

Pineapple Pizza by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017