Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

Judith Downy Parkinsons

Little Jewish boy, Has a long head and likes smelling feet.

Hey look it's Judith Downy Parkinsons I heard he's likes to smoke w e e d

by Robocopisgay May 20, 2019

Tortilla de patatas en el parking

Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass

"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"

by Davazkz July 31, 2017

park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK

You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018

SOUTH 104.1 FM West Perrine

South 1041 fm west perrine is the 1 US commercial internet radio station in West Perrine florida. Partnered with jango radio app under a shared service agreement including low frequency broadcasts an urban contemporary internet format.

South 104.1 fm west perrine is always playing the top song of today on jango radio app

by SOUTH 104.1 FM West Perrine June 17, 2020