manses period

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.
I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period
by squibble d squabble November 11, 2006
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Redneck Period

Third tri-mester abortion.
Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.
by Dustin Michael Earl November 27, 2009
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Man Period

A natural occurrence in males around every 3-6 months where hormone levels, both testosterone and oestrogen, are higher than usual. This often manifests itself in mood swings and/or general lethargy.
1: "What's wrong?"
2: "I dunno, just kind of down."
1: "What's up?"
2: "Nothing, just feeling down. Don't know why, must be on my man period."
by MrCfR January 09, 2010
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Painters Period

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014
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Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system
My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.
by Gerald Busey July 04, 2009
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period drinker

Someone who when "going down" on someone, finds that they are on their period, yet still continues. Hence, "drinking the period"
"oh, don't do that, i'm on my period"
"Don't worry amanda, i'm a period drinker. it's just like warm cherry pie"
by clienne July 01, 2009
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Period Pooh

Something that locals say in imitation of "periodt" that no one in the Stan community actually says.
"period pooh"
"Girl, shut up, no says that, periodt"
by Sisperiodt July 28, 2019
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