Payton

A girl who wrote a book about her sexual encounters with Bradley

Wow did you read Payton.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Payton

A bum

You’re such a Payton bro go home

by FrenchThaGod May 18, 2018

Payton

An absolute loser. Sits around on her computer everyday and has a crippling addiction to cats and everything related to them. Her parents don't love her because she racks up the WiFi bill by staying on omegle or Minecraft all day. Shes usually lonely and depressed but has a few close friends. And she probably hates you. Sorry.

Person 1: "Why does that girl wear only black all the time?"
Person 2: "Because she's Payton"

by HEEHEE69420 November 25, 2019

patron on ice

Radio Show on SlopeRadio at Cornell University hosted by "The" Melissa Major and Amanda Pinto on Sunday nights from 7:30 to 8:30pm

"Hey sir, what are you doing"
"Why...I got my drink n my two step on because of patron on ice!"

by Morris Mustang September 23, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.

omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????

by Rea Rea November 20, 2009

patron's slave

A waiter or waitress, a server at a restaurant, especially at an establishment like IHOP.

I couldn't believe that my waitress ignored my empty water glass for twenty minute. Doesn't she know she is the patron's slave?!?

by Crystal Marie G. March 1, 2009

potton

The articles of clothing and attire one wears during cold weather in order to keep warm (i.e. jacket, scarves, gloves, etc.).

Eliminates the need to list each cold-weather clothing item.

Word Origin: the act of putting on extra clothes, or extra cotton: potton

"Let's get ready to go, get your potton!"

"It's snowing outside so we better potton up."

by Angelsnake February 24, 2010