panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

Panda

A sexy black Asian woman that likes to cuddle

Ben: "Nah bro, Jered can't chill tonight he is banging his panda like they are going extinct."

by BEANsevenfold June 7, 2016

Piko Panda

One of the best solo acoustic acts this side of the Rockies. Features the brilliant song writing and distinct vocal abilities of Jacob.

Person A: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
Person B: "Piko Panda"
Person A: "Who?"
Person B: "Piko Fucking Panda"

by redistrict August 9, 2008

cox panda

A Cox Panda is a breed of panda native to The Berra (i.e. Canberra).

Locals often hunt them whilst naked. One Cox Panda will feed one local for an average of three days, and the skin is often used for warmth against the severe cold.

Like the Sex Panda, the Cox Panda is adept at face licking. It will lick your face off.

A: Is that a Cox Panda over there?

B: Yeah, should we kill it and eat it?

A: Nah, it's licking that Sex Panda's face... we should let them penetrate each other's intimacy bubbles.

by 5833124 April 30, 2010

the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010

Drunk panda

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Trash panda

The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises

I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas

by Timtunner November 30, 2020