panda face

A very cute, slightly sad face

We all stared akwardly at Tina until she made her panda face.

by ManiK December 31, 2006

Panda Bear

(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.

Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?

Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.

Sam: NICE!!

by hose monster December 4, 2011

Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.

A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.

by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005

panda-pop

Bottled piss with about 2 gallons of paint added to every 25mls of "drink", plus about a vat full of sugar and several additives to make something like alternative liquid hash for kids.

See shit, piss.

Bring the crap out of our school canteens you f*ckheads!!!!

by Drakavie February 28, 2005

Manda Panda

1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.

Did you see that Manda Panda over there? She's a communist, because democracy is so 1776.

by charlesalicious August 8, 2009

panda style

Sex involving defecation multiple times during the act. Pandas can poop as much as 40 times a day, so there's bound to be some during the down and dirty times.

I ate a bean burrito earlier, so I might have to go all panda style on you.

by pandastyler April 6, 2009