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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide 

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.

Rusty pumpkin 

When one licks his or her partner's anus to lubricate it, inserts the bottom of a candle into it, and proceeds to light it.
I performed a rusty pumpkin on my porch last Halloween for all the kids to see.
Rusty pumpkin by Flavored snacks October 8, 2013

rum pumpkin 

the rum pumpkin is similar to the gin bucket. basically, you just take a plastic toy pumpkin and mix drinks involving rum in it.

this was originated at northeastern university.
Mike: Dude, we've got alot of rum laying around, and a plastic toy pumpkin. What can we possibly do with this?

Kyle: Sounds like a rum pumpkin kind of night to me. Throw some apple cider in there and lets get to work.
rum pumpkin by kyle@northeastern October 28, 2009

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin 

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

Pursue the Pumpkin 

v: to make an attempt to speak to, impress, and seduce any number of females
ex. 1: Jordy, tonight we are going out and we are pursuing the pumpkin

ex. 2: PJ, stop being a little bitch and pursue the pumpkin
Pursue the Pumpkin by Riley_T_D October 21, 2010

Butt Pumpkin 

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
Butt Pumpkin by Javad0g July 24, 2009