POOF

"Promise On Our Friendship."

Statement made when judging a friends response to determine rather they are telling truth or going to go through on a committed action.

Friend 1: let me know you go and get anything to eat later.
Friend 2: I doubt I will, but if I do I got you.
Friend 1: POOF?
Friend 2: Yes, POOF

by Red Beard 6 pack October 14, 2015

poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

Poof

A strange, awkward joke or misunderstanding, often relating to romantic involvement.

Everyone thought Santiago and Lynne got to third base, but it turned out to only be a Poof.

by Maddiethegreat May 25, 2006

Poof

A winter fart.

*seeing someone with a cloud by their butt in the winter* OMG did that guy poof?!?!?

by Binosbiwi January 12, 2009

Poof

An African- American slang term describing someone who lacks skill to perform a certain activity. The word "Poof" is derived from the Perrine 'hoods of Miami, Florida. It is mainly used to describe individuals who are terrible in sports, such as a Wide Receiver who can't catch a pass, or a point guard that has handles like a baby.

Man, that boy Joey is STRAIGHT POOF.

by The Anti Poof January 12, 2010

Poof

sound left leaving a chatroom

im outtie!!!poof!!!

by (_\_)(_|_)(_/_) April 28, 2003

Poof

a verb that replaces virtually any verb, with a sexual inference.

Dude, I totally just poofed that guy over there.

Poofing is so much fun, I just want to do it all the time!

I like to poof little animals.

by a real ROCKN'ROLLA March 27, 2009