Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 15, 2010
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poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.
Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014
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poon gravy

Poon gravy is vagina secretions.
Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin
by cougs76 August 20, 2017
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Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 30, 2011
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Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.
by Sancho198428 August 27, 2008
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poon compass

A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.
Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.
by Dave Kuchers September 20, 2015
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poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion
rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe
by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013
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