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Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.
I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.
by Rellov January 17, 2017
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Nigger Packing

When you pack by throwing your shit into trash bags an hour after you needed to leave
Person 1- I thought you were traveling with Ed
Person 2 - had to catch an Uber because Ed was Nigger Packing
by Eloncrust June 2, 2018
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Bean Pickin’

When you go and pick up a group of Mexican girls.
“There’s a group of Mexican girls over there, why don’t we go Bean Pickin’”
by TheNerdBurger August 12, 2018
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
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cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.
Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?
by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022
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Stamina Packing

"yo my stamina packing was crazy, I lasted over 13 hours"
"nigga no way"
"on god"
by windynfa June 28, 2023
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