Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass
I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.
by jokergman March 09, 2023
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pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.
by iSmithy November 02, 2019
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Pat Trick

The hockey act of scoring a goal and getting an assist in a single game, combined with a post-game shower beer.
Too bad he didn't get the Gordie Howe hat trick tonight. He'll have to settle for the Pat Trick with a post gamer in the shower.
by Wolfstra March 18, 2014
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Robin Yankee Pat

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".
by Nikos Demeterius March 14, 2010
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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana May 09, 2018
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Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.
The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.
by em-er-ly November 09, 2009
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