shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks

Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?

by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

mouth panties

The covid mask you're forced to wear in public or you could get fined

Don't forget your mouth panties if youre going to the store

by Doughlicious269 May 22, 2020

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016

panty bush

an unusually large/hairy pubic region, bush etc that somewhat resembles a pair of panties usually seen on women

dude... you wouldn't believe the 70's shit this bitch had

what... she had a panty bush

a what?

panty bush... you know... a bush that looks like she was wearin panties when she wasn't

uggghhh... yeah

by d i z k o 2 0 8 April 30, 2012

Rainbow Panties

A pair of "Rainbow Panties" is panties contaning period blood, semen and skid marks.

"Hey! Would you like to buy a pair of my rainbow panties? They're only $35!"

by Doktorjones January 22, 2019

pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017