When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.
"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."
by motivator0811 August 19, 2011

by MaximumOverdrive February 24, 2009

by oouuuuch January 13, 2010

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product
John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."
Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."
Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."
by Balls4all May 30, 2005

by The real WEB MD October 20, 2008

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.
Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?
Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.
Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.
by jjrrddnn July 1, 2011

Emotional pains so intense at the sight of someone acting in an embarassing manner that one noticiably cringes as if the pain were felt physically.
I got some serious lame pains watching my friend attempt to entertain the masses with some less than witty jokes at the subway station.
by Brian H. Nelson October 25, 2007
