biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 7, 2024

thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money

Boy got a thigh pad

by iiirookie June 18, 2024

Doggy pad

Rap pad

Yo my G check wat i got in ma doggy pad got bare skills brother

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili April 5, 2010

maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.

"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"

by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020