Tomausz Pad

A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.

Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?

TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')

by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022

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Thigh pads

Atlanta slang for guns

“I got them Thigh pads on me bitch”

by Handysfromrandy December 2, 2024

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track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

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padded playpen

A double bed.

Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

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