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Peanut Day

A day for two friends where they spend the entire day together. They wake up early in the morning and are together until late late at night. They don't necessarily DO anything important, like go to the cider mill or go to the mall, but they thoroughly enjoy their time together.

Perhaps they lay on the couch and watch a movie in their pajamas. Perhaps they take a nap together. Perhaps they cook some pancakes, or talk about their troubles. Perhaps they cry, perhaps they laugh...

it's a Peanut Day, they can do whatever they want as long as they do it together!
"hey rachel, want to get up tomorrow and come over for a peanut day?"

"i don't know if we can do a PEANUT day... i have to run some errands with the madre."

"oh... well we could maybe have a mostly peanut day..."

"sounds good lovey."
by MerynRachel October 23, 2006
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Peanut Butter Gumdrops

Peanut Butter Gumdrops is an oral move where the male partner rubs peanut butter on his testicles this will entice the female partner to place the males balls in her mouth which she will then gently scrape the peanut butter off of his testicles with her tounge.
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peanut butter gumdrops
by MB1593 June 28, 2009
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Peanut Butter Scoop

A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".
Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.
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peanut butter and jelly

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.
by Sexydimma June 4, 2015
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Chunky peanut butter

Underlying phrase for someone who loves to be choked during sex
by Dswan1234 December 24, 2018
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Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.
My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!
by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007
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In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/
by Romance77 March 4, 2010
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