Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.
I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.
The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.
I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.
I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
by the.one.who.sees. November 13, 2009
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PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"
PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"
PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"
PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"
PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"
PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
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Get the sword art online ordinal scale mug.An addition to the 11 General Orders of a Sentry (or watchstander) in the United States Military.
12.)"Don't Get Caught"
1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
12.)"Don't Get Caught"
1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
"Dude's getting busted for drinkin underage. That sucks!"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
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Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."
Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."
Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
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As Neville was fucking Snape's lifeless corpse, Crookshanks adjusted his black strap on and proceded to enter Neville and fuck him the way Voldemort use to. Hermione's photographs clearly delicted the magic that is the order of the pheonix.
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