oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021

meme oral

When the you actually have no clue what to do so you suck off a meme

That was some great meme oral.

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017

Oral HighJen.ist

A girl named Jen that gives the most amazing toe curling blow job when she is high

I started a new job as an oral HighJen.ist

by j•e•n-nif•e•r May 14, 2021

orally plural

Different way of saying 69

Damn baby, Turn that ass around and let me get orally plural..

by anonymous May 11, 2022

oral tradition

A long history of giving blowjobs dat dates far back into one's ancestry.

If a guy is bashful about letting a girl suck on his juicy cock, she could try wheedling him by explaining dat it's a long-standing oral tradition in her family, and thus she would not want to break said "heritage".

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019

oral

a beautiful name which only the legends use to name there child.

like hi oral how are you? or your name is beautiful

by brittney harp March 13, 2022