Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.

Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014

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Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.

by manfun January 18, 2012

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weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover

Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike

by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013

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weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

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Florida Weekend

Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.

I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.

My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!

by Arp624 June 25, 2016

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