by Fosko January 24, 2011

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by Semicolongirl June 7, 2016

A scary man, who is a criminal. otherwise known as a DWIGHT. “ gun horse “ otherwise known as dwight, has a high power and has everything at his fingertips, Hes a smart business man , and has a close connection with drugs, He gets caught having sex with the stray cats in liberia.STAY AWAY; HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, DONT SPEAK OR BREATHE TOWARDS GUN HORSE
by JohnKindyAmmos January 1, 2022

To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.
Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.
by MRShingles February 11, 2010

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.
James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce
by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021
