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guinea pig of one's own demise

what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.
Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.

In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.

(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
by mbriones February 17, 2012
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Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.
"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."
by D4rkManX August 3, 2017
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Under one's belt

successfully achieved or survived
Although annoyed at the early appearance of holiday decor on the shelves, he felt it would count towards another holiday season working at the store under his belt. (example of under one's belt)
by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2010
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know one's onions

to be competent and authoritative in one's work
He really knows his onions when it comes distilling alcohol.(example of know one's onions)
by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010
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To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.
'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'
by Niaboc September 8, 2004
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One's or Five's

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
by Big Simms May 16, 2006
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bum on one's lips

by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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