“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.
“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.
“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Why are u even looking this up in urban dictionary. Go doing something productive ok. Fine go. Why are u even still reading this? I luv harry potter by the way.
by jefnjkfnewkg May 18, 2020
by jdan October 19, 2007
Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.
by speuz July 28, 2011
i'm fucking bored is a phrase normally used by fuckers who are fucking bored and have nothing better to do than to look up the phrase i'm fucking bored.
I'm fucking bored, so I put a definition of the phrase "I'm fucking bored on the internet." I need friends please be my friend. please. im really fucking bored.
by pleasehugmepls November 10, 2020
Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.
by xmonkey September 22, 2010