A rare event that involves Boulders melting upwards, cockroaches being 70% of the houses structure, nature being rigged, and half of the sun being cold. Also, your beds float and fly when you sleep; there's gotta be a person or 2 or it to do such thing.
Me: We just had a very crazy noopa yesterday; when the next one?
My Friend: About 7 months.
Me: 7 MONTHS?!
My Friend: Yep, a Noopa happens every 7 months.
Me: THAT'S CRAZY AS HELL!
My Friend: IKR!
Me: While we wait, let's do something fun
My Friend: Sure!
My Friend: About 7 months.
Me: 7 MONTHS?!
My Friend: Yep, a Noopa happens every 7 months.
Me: THAT'S CRAZY AS HELL!
My Friend: IKR!
Me: While we wait, let's do something fun
My Friend: Sure!
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by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011
Get the dick-noose mug.When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
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Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
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