John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

by lolcat9999 March 2, 2023

working on the keys

When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.

If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.

Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.

by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018

Pulling a "Key"

Pulling a "The Key" also known as "A Key Moment" or "Keying" refers to a person being unable or too incompetent to properly perform stealth related tasks in video games of any genre. The player will usually come up with bogus excuses as to why they are unable to complete the task or section of the video game and will often result in childish behavior or the player attempting to beat the section by forcing their way through it with blunt force (10/10 times this will still result in a failure).

Usually, the term is used by a third party spectating the accused player. This term was coined through the TriggerTalkTV community referring to one of the members (Key), who would continuously fail to complete a stealth section in the STEALTH GAME Series "Metal Gear". Key would repeatedly try to force his way through the sections of the game that required him to be stealthy by trying to just shoot his way through the encounters. Pulling a Key universally refers to being incapable of being able to be stealthy in a video game (potential usage in real-life applicable).

Pulling a "Key"

Person 1: "I'm bout to beat this section easily!"
*Instantly gets spotted and riddled with bullets*
*30 minutes and 24 deaths later*
Person 2: "Bro you just pulled a MAJOR Key..."
Person 1: "What's a Key?"
Person 2: "You keep running in and dying stupidly if you just played PROPERLY and STEALTHILY you would have beat this long ago! That's pulling a Key!"

by Altzatres February 10, 2021

W-Keying

Is a term used in Fortnite for players that are extremely aggressive and push everyone, they never back down in a fight and they’re basically psychos

TTV STREAMER: Imma push this guy
Josh: Stop W-Keying everyone, you have 24 HP

by Z Alpha January 2, 2019

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018