Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.

Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree

by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011

fraggle naggle bullshit

What someone says when presented with an extremely unpleasant (or unfair) situation.

Person 1: I know Saturday is your day off, but we need you to come in and work overtime.

Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!

by savannuh March 19, 2009

i smell bullshit

when someone is bullshitting you

1:I have good grades!
2:i smell bullshit

by CrayonEater4259 January 21, 2019

i'm allergic to bullshit

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

by KRHimself October 9, 2004

1-800-BULLSHIT

Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids

Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit

1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT

by x_X_x_RPFLCOPTER_x_X_x September 19, 2015

Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 14, 2017

Straight Off Bullshit

When in extreme disbelief..

They rigged the awards ceremony, so i can win the big prize and it turned out that some other dickhead wins it, THIS IS STRAIGHT OFF BULLSHIT!!.

by Mysta D February 5, 2009