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nick

nick:(noun)a common typo that people make while they really mean to type dick
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: omg i luv u nick!!!
nick: aww shucks
nick: thanks
nick: i love you too
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: oh oops sorry
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i meant to say
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i luv ur dick!!!
by iloveyounick January 18, 2009
mugGet the nickmug.

nick

a mean person who thinks life was created to make jokes on women and crush them
o man....that guy is such a nick. lets go
by mrplanter January 10, 2009
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nick

nick, the type of autistic fuck that always wears glasses with his physcopathic glare.
nicks often have green eyes, and tan, or light skin with short brown hair. they can be partially deaf and often mistake words for many things that don't fit the scenario, he's a fucking dumbass.
he's a crusty cunt that doesn't wear chapstick, his lips look like a bleeding anus. nick doesn't wash his hair, and has a disgusting amount of dandruff.

he also wears alot of blue, orange, and green.
"that's such a nick thing to wear"
"stop being such a nick, cunt"
by littleboypussy January 23, 2017
mugGet the nickmug.

nick

the definiton of a player, flirts with every female living thing, one who is disrespectful to girls, very self considerate, uses girls to make the love of his life jelous. secretly feeling sorry for himslef, and wants others to give him sympathy, but no one cares.
mark: i really like that new girl

scott: yeah, she cute, but i heard the last guy she dated was a total nick.

mark: damn, that suck, im sure shes really hurt.
by noonnneee. August 20, 2009
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nicked

to wear nothing but a sock
Did you see that nude old man out side last night? good thing he was nicked
by bexular August 7, 2011
mugGet the nickedmug.

nicks

1. someone who is fucked up, good for nothing and a disgrace to the people known as man.
2. To nicks is to eat orange while having a heavy make up on the fugly shitty face.
e.g. 1: hey guys, look! here comes the unwanted nicks.
e.g. 2: everybody in the campus knows that Sohai's favourite past time is to nicks with that group of sluts
by orange77 July 27, 2008
mugGet the nicksmug.

Nicks

Nicks is a disease cause by hanging with gingers. Symptoms are growing orange hair, freckles, chewing on paper,pencils, pen caps, and chargers.
An Asian was hanging with a ginger and the next day he was diagnosed with nicks. He started to grow orange hair, freckles, and chewed on people's chargers.
by Papio69 October 5, 2016
mugGet the Nicksmug.

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