Netflix and Will

When some guy does too much coke and talks so much you miss the show and everything else.

Hey do you want to come over and watch a movie?

No thanks, I actually feel like seeing a movie, not Netflix and Will.

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Netflix Withdrawal

When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.

I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.

by SuperMAGICPony October 20, 2018

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

Netflix

A website which has the same shit for 10 years. Then, they remove everything and get shit from 10 years before that. And then a new movie releases but they don't publish it for 3 god-damn months and its so late that when you watch it on netflix, it isn't even cool anymore and your friends and peers just laugh at you for being a fricking loser. Then, once its released, they take it off to put some next old movie.

Oh my god, I mean the movie should be on Netflix. Spongebob narrator voice, "1000 years later (I'm dead)."

by Gizmoballs November 12, 2018

netflix and angry

When you wanted to netflix and chill but she just wanted to netflix. See also netflix and sleep and married netflix and chill.

You and the lady got your netflix and chill last night?
No, she had no chill so we got netflix and angry.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 1, 2018

netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018