A modern revival of extreme rationalist philosophy which posits that reason and rationality are the only tools capable of determining objective reality. It explicitly devalues empirical observation, intuition, and embodied experience as unreliable or secondary. Reality is what can be deduced, not what can be sensed.
Neorationalism Example: An online community that tries to deduce the principles of a perfect society entirely from first philosophical principles and game theory, dismissing historical examples and sociological data as “corrupted” evidence. They believe pure reason, from an armchair, can blueprint reality.
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Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Bro, we hit a straight up Nebraska Sinkhole last night. Thought I was going beast mode till the bed ate us alive, then she starts gushing everywhere like the whole thing was rigged. Looked like that viral clip red car, silver truck, gone. Had to MacGyver our way out before anyone saw the carnage… or the puddle.
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Get the Nebraskan Bear Wipe mug.A variation on the classic screwdriver cocktail, using creamed corn instead of orange juice to mix with the vodka.
Hershel slammed back his Nebraska Screwdriver, ensuring he tapped the glass to get all the last chunky creamed corn remnants.
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Get the Nebraska style mug.A product made by straining the potatoes carrots and 1/2 tablespoon of clams out of a pot of Manhattan Clam Chowder and adding crumbled up ground beef, preferably Nebraska Beef.
I opened up a cheap ass can of MCC and sneered at the pitifully miniscule amount of shriveled clamp crumbs. Then with a shrug of my shoulders and a casual "fuck it" I crumbled up some beef, decided to name it Nebraska Clam Chowder and then add this entry in UD for the world to enjoy!
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