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Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
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I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021
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Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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michael needs to shut up

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe
by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022
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and we need to talk about it

1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.

2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.

white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.

Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
by That.Guy456 January 24, 2021
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you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.
by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014
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Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
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