Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Mustard

Mustard is yellow and super cool.
Treat anyone that eats mustard as if they were a true YN
Kendrick ;)

MUSSSSTTTTTAAARRRDD (Mustard)

by Mustard Consumer July 7, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010