Murphy Richards

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga

orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u

by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005

murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed

OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!

by murphdiggity February 3, 2010

murph dawg

A teacher who teaches the geometrical studies in a school. This Murph Dawg Crunch! Is gonna kill every cactii in the world

!MURPH DAWG CRUNCH!

Murph dawg crunch is a b-balla
Watch out for that savage Dawg, Murph Dawg

by GEORGACTI THE CACTIIIIIIIII January 28, 2005

murph

a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.

as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.

by mytigaz October 9, 2004

murph

verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.

by John Schaedler December 25, 2006

The Murphy

A sex move involving 2 guys a dead person and a ladder where one person is having sex with the dead person whale the other jumps of the ladder on to the dead person making guts go everywhere. This results in extra pleasure

Dan: Hey Mike why do you have all have all those dead person guts all over you?
Mike: Last night me and Marcus went to the graveyard and did The Murphy to Sally's dead body and because i won rock paper scissors Marcus had to jump.

by Dan the Man Sanderfield January 31, 2008

Murph

When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.

P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"

by aahhmm July 29, 2012