Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

The White Mullet

While pentrating a woman from behind during intercourse, one leap frogs forward and ejaculates on the woman's neck.

My wife complained about being sick of the same old hair styles, so I waited until we were in bed to give her the white mullet.

by BIF [Business In Front] January 9, 2011

Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 April 3, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.

"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"

by Marc P November 5, 2008

yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014