Mormon

A cult formed by a bunch of guys who said "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if we could pass around each others daughters and hump them? Of course to do this correctly we would need multiple wives and encourage lots of child bearing so at least a few hot girls would come out of it. Oh yeah and we have to brainwash these chicks from birth that god says you have to marry and have sex with Uncle Phil"

This cult was literally so repulsive and dangerous that it was driven out of every community they tried to settle in until they had to go to the closest unsettled place that would take them (Utah)

For cult members the Mormon people sure seem real nice though

by snausages333 October 23, 2006

Mormon

A nicer way to tell someone their retarded.

Dude 1: Your a Mormon!

Dude 2: What the fetch?

by Abongnamedbowser February 12, 2010

Mormon

The most rediculous religion!!!!!!!! The shit they do is hella funny.

Go back to Utah you stupid Mormon. Come back when you're normal.

by Anthony's friend Frankie December 8, 2006

Mormon Halloween

The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.

Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”

Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”

Jimmy: “No…what?”

Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”

Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”

Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”

by Morgay August 19, 2008

Mormon

A religious group that knows more about what they believe than you do. So shut up about it already.

Non-Mormon: Mormons believe aliens will come to earth and enslave us all. They're a crazy cult
Mormon: No, we don't believe that. Why don't you do some actual research before you open your big, stupid mouth

by The Tankster May 9, 2011

mormon trespass

Preserving mormon virginity by engaging in anal sex.

I'm a virgin, except for the mormon trespass... you know, in this ass.

by Nifefight May 10, 2008

Mormon Masturbate

Giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. This way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. In the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.

I was about to mormon masturbate before passing out when Jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.

by young gooch September 7, 2010