super bowl monday syndrome

Headache and diarrhea, coupled with feelings of elation or regret.

Why isn't Troy at his desk?

He's in the shitter with Super Bowl Monday Syndrome.

by ketoneus February 6, 2017

surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!

Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004

Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.

Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.

by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009

Middle Monday

The new name for Wednesday (especially in retail or business) when it feels like a week of Mondays and you are only half way to the weekend.

“How’s your day going?”
“Oh you know… it’s middle Monday so it is as expected!”

by Featherbayne April 12, 2023

happy monday

An Adjective Meaning very Happy and Giddy.

Yesterday, I was so Happy monday, I had to scream!

by Adams August 28, 2003

black monday

The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.

- Aren't you excited about black monday?
- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!

by derickgt December 26, 2007

black monday

The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."

guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!
wife:oh honey it's just black monday
guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?

by dmoney52806 July 6, 2008