Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.

Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!

by Jim Royal August 28, 2013

Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014

modernista

a person who is totally smack on trend..modern hip cool knows whats up and predicts the next trend. knows whats "out" and whats "in"…cool spotting radar abilities.

man i need a modernista to design my new space !!

by laurenlee October 10, 2014

modernarity

The description for when something is so cool and modern, you need to make up a word to describe it.

The modernarity of the car was enough to make Perseus fall backwards.

by Phase57 May 29, 2016

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang February 5, 2017

moderfoker

every tyler in world

his name is moderfoker

by queondaway January 26, 2017

Modern Classical

A new genre of music that combines modern music (i.e. pop, hip hop) with classical instruments.

“Wow that artist Lindsay Stirling is totally Modern Classical”

“You know that guy who won Britain’s Got Talent? Tokio Myers? He’s so Modern Classical I love his work”

“I’m really getting into this Modern Classic genre honestly. It’s intellectual yet... hype.”

by Leeui_n October 10, 2017