black-out mode

when you are shatter faced and you already know that you will not remember anytihng you do in the morning thus being already "blacked-out" but still conscience, just extremely fucked up. Usually one is vomiting and trying to pick up fat chicks.

me im in black-out mode i tihnk uhh shot me one more?

by mc rb March 23, 2007

dip mode

to run away from someone most often police

I went into dip mode when i saw the teacher coming.

by i dont know right now December 13, 2006

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009

Ziploc Mode

When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get wet

wow i need to txt but im so dirty i need a shower!!

i know i think ill go "Ziploc Mode" so i can talk and get totally clean at the same time

by DanielrATX March 12, 2009

Chip Mode

The volume level on the TV when someone in the room is eating some type of potato chip, thus allowing you to hear the TV over the loud crunching.

Jack: Oh great, Jill just grabbed a bag of lays, better turn the TV up to chip mode.

by reneekun February 15, 2010

ALFA Mode

Acronym for “Actively Looking For Ass” Mode.

When the sole purpose of your day is to find sex.

Girl 1: “Jessica seems distant and preoccupied this afternoon?”

Girl 2: “Don’t mind her, she’s in full ALFA Mode today.”

Girl 1: "ALFA Mode?"

Girl 2: "Ya, she's actively looking for ass right now."

by KM2103 October 22, 2010

serious mode

A state of being. This can happen in both real life and via text message or IM. It occurs when someone says something to someone else (usually as a joke), and the person becomes really serious about the issue. They stay in this state for quite a while. They reply seriously whenever someone is talking to them.

Indicators of serious mode: Lowercase only in sentences, ending all sentences with periods, one word replies, lowercase "LOL's", slow replies, setting their status as "away" or "busy", signing out of IM, replying with swearing, ending questions with periods, low use of emoticons, using an ellipsis and more.

Phil: Hey what's up George I fucked your mom last night LOL

Bill: ...that's not fucking funny. the fuck do you want.

Phil: Why so serious?

*5 minutes later*

Bill: Brb

*Bill has signed out*

Phil: That dudes in serious mode.

by SrsMode October 11, 2011