morkkis

phsychological hangover. regret from events due to drunkeness. a common side effect when visiting kaiko in vienna.

after hooking up with a butterface "dude i've got extreme morkkis"

by Davidoh October 2, 2007

Morlocking

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014

Morbius

Morbius, a true story of a man named Dr. Michael Morbius. He was crippled as fuck and then he found this dope ass cave in like Vietnam or something. Then there was this god damn cs:go mystery box he dug up from the depths of hell and became Batman's half-brother. From that point on, he would use a popular phrase mostly used by children 13 and under which is "It's Morbin time," and would then proceed to slaughter any innocent person within a 15-mile radius. Overall, this movie is now a classic masterpiece and probably falls between Star-Wars the Clone Wars, and the 2005 Willy Wonka movie.

Morber: Guys I'm finna morb really quick gimme a sec...
Morber friend: Yo chill out jit. I ain't tryna get morbed right now...
Morber: I AM MORBIUS...

by Dr. Michael Morbius June 23, 2022

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers

A Double studio LP released by Kendrick Lamar.

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers will live up to be a future classic.

by Lean Elizabeth II May 9, 2022

Morrowind

The most awesome and addicting game ever created. Its not the meaning of life, it IS life. All you need is the game, a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of pepsi and nobody will ever see you again. Guaranteed to keep you awake for four days straight.

Haven't been able to stop playing since my boyfriend got me addicted to it three years ago. Now I have the GOTY Edition and my Nord is on the BloodMoon Quest. Woot! Morrowind fucking rules.

by morrowind_addict June 19, 2007