miketarded

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

by highlandboy April 10, 2012

Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015

midgetism

midgetism is being extremely short but not having dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a person with dwarfism she’s so cute!”
yara: “silly she doesn’t have dwarfism she has midgetism shes really short but not short enough to have dwarfism”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midget Bitch

A person who is shorter than everyone else and decides to be a BITCH or angry just because he doesn’t get his way.

Chris is a midget bitch because Kearney won’t fuck him.

by bttsquad4201 April 24, 2019

Midget Spinner

A short ballerina, pole dancer or artist in a dance form that involves spinning.

When your short friends joins the ballet, you can call her a midget spinner!

by SarcasticIndian October 21, 2020

Miketastic

Cool ass mofo, future millionaire, gets all the mad pussies! that's why he's fantastic!!

"Is that Miketastic? Yeah, it is! Yo, Ima clout chase ya!"

by Not Miketastic June 8, 2021

Midget Fart Porn Sus

When a human becomes small and has anal fart sex with amog us sussy baka

Hey did you hear John had Midget Fart Porn Sus with Bob

by MidgetFartPornSus May 23, 2021