Meredith

the name of a lesbian who loves theatre and is clinically insane

If I’m being honest Meredith is the coolest person I know

by rupert the cat October 9, 2023

Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed

That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.

by ARHester January 9, 2024

Mercedes

she’s really nice and a dobby lover sometimes she even dressed as dobby for fun!

mercedes is such a dobby

by swt.aly November 20, 2023

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023

Merse

To kill

The streets are dangerous and people here are desperate , someone will merse you for your pocket change.

by Pepper Hudson February 26, 2024

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

messed you around

cause someone problems, especially by acting unfairly or indecisively.

"get your own back—make him sorry he ever messed you around!"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024