ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.

OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.

Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.

by GreasyShart47 November 27, 2024

Meals on wheels

A group of men or women on a bike,skateboards or any non-engine means of transportation with wheels. Giggity.

There's meals on wheels headed our way!!!!

by Agirlhasnoname August 14, 2018

Happy Meal

Hand job that she swallows...happy for me and a meal for her.

Wife and I shared a happy meal!

by Rufus Ramsey July 7, 2019

Happy Meal

Your broke af and you reaaaally want McDonalds

I need Happy Meal

by iamaunicornonthecob January 17, 2019

Kaitlin Collins meal

the act of having a specific man cumming inside a Dorito bag a few hours before someone eats it.

oh damn it seems someone made me a Kaitlin Collins meal!

by Iyahxsisive November 5, 2020

death row meal

Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.

My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.

by Jbk19 August 25, 2022