Matthew

Someone who cannot make a full roast he just tries and gets laughed at

Matthew: Youre the type of guy to... Uh.... Uhhhhh..... I need to go

by Matthewsucksweewee July 21, 2017

Mathew

Complete DICK

Fuck you mathew

by Lobcock March 12, 2019

Matthew

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?"
"Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

by Nick fury May 9, 2013

mathew taylor

Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.

I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.

by Scott Taylor February 12, 2018

Matthew

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.

Hey, I met a Matthew yesterday, he's a cutie.

by Matty likes phatty January 28, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a really smart male who loves to read but is also slightly competitive he's into sports and loves to hang out with his friends. He can seem a bit rude at first but in time he grows to be really kind with a hint of humor. He always has a way of making you happy but doesn't like too much responsibility,

Wow, that guy reading looks like a Matthew

by p¡nk May 28, 2017

mathew

A complete fag. Neckbeard loser that everyone in the world hates. Depressing to be around and saddening to life.

Fuck you, Mathew

by Jesus Christ the Reedemer August 26, 2013