mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015

mundster mash

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.

Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!

by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023

Mash

this isnt any ordinary mash u prick. its what 2 couples do when they send love like mia khalifa but she is a shit example for love. a good example of love is when u try to shove ur dick (ass) into ur crushs ass (dick) yk what i mean

woah jessica i had mash with josh
woah i had mash with ur daddy
the fuck

by big mama sksksjsjkskdlalwnwnfk October 27, 2020

mash-micated

Something or someone that is mashed beyond recognition

'Did you see that car? It was mash-micated'

He came back in from the pub totally mash-micated.

by Anita Blake February 10, 2008

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023