Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 22, 2024

cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat

Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash

by Man of mystery November 03, 2021

Purple Mash

An app with loads of TRASH games in and it's a rlly good food that your teacher stuffs in your laptop and that's how the app pops up in it.

Ok class we will be playing some Purple Mash on the laptop!
*stuffs a whole load of purple mash in the laptops*

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE August 30, 2020

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015

Mash pack

When your hungry asf from munchies and stop at the gas station, then proceed to buy out the store.

Yo I was toasted as a strolls an ran to the station to load up a mash pack!

by Titus dyfilid March 12, 2019

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King October 01, 2020